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DO SOMETHING SHITE.<\/strong><\/p>

Because apparently, doing nothing isn't an option. But if you're going to do something, there's absolutely no need to make a decent job of it.<\/p>

This Do Something Shite T-shirt<\/strong> is for the generation raised on blunt honesty, British sarcasm and the fine art of taking absolutely no nonsense. Featuring bold white typography on a classic black design, it's a minimalist statement for anyone whose enthusiasm for unnecessary effort peaked sometime around 1994.<\/p>

Why it belongs in your wardrobe:<\/strong><\/p>

  1. Peak British humour:<\/strong> Dry, blunt and gloriously sarcastic.<\/p><\/li>

  2. Gen X attitude:<\/strong> For those who remember when people said what they meant.<\/p><\/li>

  3. Bold minimalist design:<\/strong> Big lettering, no fuss and absolutely no motivational nonsense.<\/p><\/li>

  4. A brilliant gift:<\/strong> Ideal for sarcastic mates, work colleagues and anyone allergic to corporate positivity.<\/p><\/li><\/ol>

    YOUR BEST ISN'T ALWAYS REQUIRED.<\/strong><\/p>

    Perfect for casual days, lazy weekends and reminding everyone that sometimes, mediocre is more than enough.<\/p>

    For the Gen X crowd who grew up without participation trophies and survived on sarcasm, this one's for you.<\/p>

    Touch My Tee. Touch My Tee & I'll Touch Your Heart.<\/strong><\/p>","brand":null,"metaTitle":"Do Something Shite T-Shirt | Funny Gen X Sarcastic Tee","metaDescription":"Can't be bothered? The Do Something Shite T-shirt brings classic British sarcasm and Gen X attitude to your wardrobe. Perfect for fans of dry humour.","metaImage":{"id":302243088,"src":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/ct8xx1oeuucj83qedrhzj5sbhxxncfpqsgjek18ocnwovpsp.jpeg"},"noIndex":false,"approvalStatus":"awaiting","ecoIcons":["organic-icon.png","low-carbon-icon.png","ethical-icon.png"],"isBundle":false,"type":"Printed T-shirt","specifications":"Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g\/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. 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